Monday, January 3, 2011

I'm an alien I (a) - will not eat vermicelli Xiaoya

 (A) the confusion of my confusion turned into trouble in the confusion.
Alien language and the subject is the language of the earth to chaos in the brain. So do not take offense. If you feel confused, please do not continue, because down drop may be more confused.
birds I came back a few days is not updated, not because I was lazy because it is not lazy. I'm not lazy, often think of something ------ brains but by. If you can see read with the following words and understand the general meaning of its group of sentences is also Mozhun law continue.
want to use their brains to think things will move our brains into mental
then I do not sail to the laws and regulations can be independent of the main fly the age of the mother planet, but has run well exited the instructions. So I often will try to bypass the law to appoint guardians, he secretly ran the monitoring range, set sail alone fly to the planet's second mobile space mistress play , and every time when passing through the Earth that the planet is too beautiful, so one day, I immediately decided to re-pass before landing in the West Desert Earth and then I was fascinated by many things here, so I'm interested in everything amazing, I love this planet, so he left, I was beginning to miss the constellation often fly back to her mistress had been gradually adapt and integrate into life here until now.
but I'm an alien, after all, planet outside the Milky Way and the genetic makeup of the basic material elements of the basic elements of my body together with differences in growth environment to survive, my way of thinking and focus on the things around the earth to bring friends still great distress, often I asked a normal admission problem, people will think I'm bored, or say that I am seriously, or else is something wrong with his head. So also, the Earth people have asked me many problems of our planet makes me feel very bored.
so I summarize these years: If the people around me and I say to each other doubts to himself, let the other party answers, the result may be due to doubts of those who answer the problem of the collapse of vomiting blood, or even crazy beat. If you do not believe listen I tell a little story.
just came to Earth, because to me a lot of things on earth are head back to see why I'm so curious. Like most people on earth have not seen the same UFO full of wonder and curiosity of the UFO. the ball is now Why are we normal people ask me about a UFO alien extraterrestrial asked him to collapse similar problems. First of all is I first came to Earth
ask the first question. The answer Only two words. See
day I first speak Chinese, ask a man squatting on the steps of: To turn the eyes?? he ignored me. I asked: Why have not you speak? the man turned to stare at me, I asked: Why do not you also talk of a move a bit mouth, big mouth, why not move sent to sound?? This time, he answered, and very loudly: crazy beggar, not always say that you want to also ask around here, not to children going to roll!! bun ; bun, would it be? Most do not want to answer, to swear it? or thought I was psychotic and kind to my mouth to eat bread. Maybe a few people to answer, it never was playing with a fool. Some will say but a very loud laugh, so I steamed issues to be painstakingly so, a last resort I took a lot of bread back to our mistress, I am willing to try to sing, the last king of that bread by the Act referred to our space scientists to come up with the results of our planet Article has limitations because of environmental and technology can not provide the living conditions of wheat ... ...
I also asked their associated problems. see here that you are not laughing, is not very difficult to understand such a common everyday ordinary things easy to see why I would be so eager attention? some of these simple questions can not be mentioned in the simple things but also inquisitive is not feeling like a crazy? the bread showed scientists behind the technology is not very low??? Also, I had come when your planet is also very difficult to understand why the earth is so concerned about my vehicle and even scientists to carefully adjust research.
then I realized that bread is a food earth, the earth people are out of the bread has been for thousands of years, we have never been seen wheat. Similarly, the flying saucer people's awareness of the planet where her mistress is the most common means of transport, as early as the first people on earth to make bread when we have a to make a flying saucer.
so alien thing that Earth technology advanced, the aliens will think that very senior people on earth . because of space time and the process of development of different species, each of the basic elements needed for survival are also different, because demand is so concerned about different things to different. and focus on the perspective of different things are different. So we asked these people to each other crazy question.
these allow scientists to study the planet each bar.
If you see out here knowing what you feel, or think I am thinking is mentally ill. can be understood, because these two Because one day I might not normally think about your problems seem bothered. and which troubled me long ago. That day I suddenly thought, so I will be winding my way of thinking can hardly be turning around, so I asked Mrs Lee He gave me a reasonable answer. so I feel relieved. However, I only know the beginning and again because the results do not know how the results occurred. Why is this not make people feel, but they do not pick the wrong result? the middle of what kind of change is the change? gradually sort out a lot of my line of thought, but perhaps each will be intertwined to quickly pass the time said in a node seemed unreasonable, and countless wound, such as hemp. then I feel like I have to leave because I do not cut off the ideas possessed by the devil out. awful, so I left to return to their planet to Earth with the space-time gap between high-light the rescue. then finally out of my thread a complete idea of the beginning of the answer and results to find the necessary explanations. but it was a simple language + math test questions. but full of mystery. 

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