!1. The farmer was caught vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .
2. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it! Female scared, not in the urine, not wait any longer let the ass, drunk, said: I speak, how they start a bottle
3. Early the next morning, the rooster to hen beating others its pull, and asked the hen: cock why hit you? I do not know hen asked the cock, the cock said: fuck it biological mother, it is up the next morning made a duck! ! !
4. hunters, hunting, watching the trees are two birds, lay a gun, found to be not only the hair, are wondering, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: He *, and I just coax strip her clothes, you put her down to play. . .
5. a hotel keep a parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: ran in, the parrot said: grip, break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it! Would like to kill me? Not so easy! !
7. At the end, the leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi
8. Points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! Go its own way to let others take a taxi go. Wearing someone else's shoes, let others go looking for.
9. What is depression? Was beaten three-one people, the group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, who slipped with his wife, the family got left porridge is also a rancid smell, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital ambulance ditch the car also lost!
10. moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. Moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? Bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
11. One day the hen flew up into the roof of the main popular and said angrily, go for a duck. does not matter, you can leave a Mother pants? After floating out of one person, that person said: I get home. Fairy asked the French. The Frenchman said: French added: Finally, the French said: The Chinese say: Asked what his second wish. The Chinese say: The Chinese say: I walked and saw a bottle, open the plug and then a person to emerge, that person said: Total Total and Americans let the Chinese people, said that as well, so for a while and get back by him. So the Chinese people, said: France urged the Chinese and the Americans up to second wish to speak up. Double pot after drinking Chinese people spoke slowly to the fairy said: . The results were all arrested and man-eating tribes. To tribal chiefs, said: He said: The United States left behind the old feeling. Japanese After seeing this, asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang with the foul mouth of his ability to imitate and re-create the ability to brag about it, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: ants tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, also his mother backwards!
16. ant against the elephant, and elephants to determine boxing! Elephant game early on in the boxing day, wait for the ants, ants can not delay. Then the monkey messenger said: Ant can not find boxing sets, mad!
a fat, found in the same seat on the plane is actually a parrot. But now internet era, and what strange things there, did not feel strange. A little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong a glass of water, but the lady has been busy for a long time had time to bottled water. Then next to the parrot to speak: I am X you Grandpa! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO! Bobbing stewardess immediately sent to the XO, but he kept apologize. Fat a look, oh, they eat this ah. So also called out to her: your grandma's! Is not looking for fan ah! How I have not brought the water! Flight attendant immediately rushed to the scene, but this time followed by two large men. Two had one, to throw out the fat. Fat in the air can not imagine how understand how their face is not like a parrot? Then the door opened, the parrot also thrown out. Fat man next to the parrot flew, said: Silly X, so you dare without wings Ah Niu?
A parrot is smart, restaurant owner so used to attract customers, whenever there are guests for dinner, the parrot said: It is the parrot could not resist, and loudly shouted: .
Japanese said: who turned back 20 steps away, then shot back that Apple has been ringing off the hook, he proudly said:
overhead.
the British turned to go back 50 steps and then back to that shot, Apple has been ringing off the hook, he proudly said:
people put a little apple on his head.
Chinese turned away backward step 3 and then back to that shot, his head was ringing off the hook, he proudly said:
> 18. a Chinese travel to the UK, walking down the street, suddenly the emergency, quickly found a toilet. as he looked out, all with a strange look at him, he looked back, the original have just anxious to go the wrong toilet, into the ladies room. Then he wanted to not give the Chinese lose face, then turned and bowed to the toilet, br> 19. prisoners were executed, the poor quality of the bullets, fired the first shot did not go off, and then they opened a second shot. . . The third gun. . . Then prisoners tears, holding the bailiff's thigh, said: Brother you strangle me to! Too fucking scary .....
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